A annoying. Shitty. Problem. BIRDS

toysky, Feb 23, 11:42pm
We are in a subdivision in Rolleston chch.

Have house with normal patio, furniture etc.

Every day this is effected by bird poop.

Are there any solutions to this?

We dont have pets.

Thanks.

macman26, Feb 24, 12:17am
by a rubber snake and sit it on the table

lythande1, Feb 24, 1:26am
Fixed that for you:

An annoying, shitty problem - birds.

toysky, Feb 24, 4:08am
Lythande. What?

samanya, Feb 24, 5:18am
I'm happy that I have birds around my property . sure they shit everywhere, but the rain washes it off & maybe you should think of it as fertiliser.
If you want to live in a bird free zone, maybe you should move into the city?

junie2, Feb 24, 5:19am
Should've fixed 'effected' too then.

skifflebar, Feb 24, 11:07pm
In the city there are birds. Shitty filthy rats with wings, pidgeons etc etc

skifflebar, Feb 24, 11:12pm
Bird netting, Alphachloralose for Bird Control, Bird trap, then release/recover the native birds then dispatch the sparrows etc humanely.
Sparrows will nest in your roof and spread disease also nests are potential fire or mould, rot risk,

junie2, Feb 25, 7:05am
For goodness sake - what next? Surely this is a wind-up? There can't really be people who find nature so offensive ? You'd be farting against thunder dispatching sparrows a handful at a time wouldn't you? Lol. I probably feed a hundred a day and have never found a nest in a roof or had any sort of disease/mould/fire. If this is for real, get over it peeps, be bloody grateful you're not in Syria, or even the USA where you'd sure have something to moan about.

skifflebar, Feb 26, 3:32am
And your contribution is part of the problem; well meaning and misguided. Your efforts would be better directed to a food bank or two.

junie2, Feb 26, 5:39am
Lol. Don't worry about my efforts skifflebar - I manage to look after people as well as creatures. It's human nature.

amasser, Feb 26, 9:53pm
Fine but it's animal nature to shit everywhere. Heard suggestions of hanging the silhouette of a bird of prey - hawk, eagle, falcon, etc. - to scare birds but don't know if effective.

catz21, Feb 26, 10:56pm
Get a Cat.

m16d, Feb 26, 11:34pm

monsieurl, Dec 19, 3:10am
Why do they crap over your furniture? Trees, power lines, Cables etc there must be a reason because i doubt you're in a daily migratory path.

You can always sit with an air rifle and a wine and practice skeet shooting lol