The wife's bush is a pain.

smallwoods, May 6, 6:24am
Has one planted just outside the bedroom.
About a meter away and the thing bushes out to climb in the friggin windows.
It has the whole world to grow, but it wants to be inside.

meoldchina, May 6, 7:18am
A bird in the bush . would be even worse.

chas10, May 6, 4:12pm
Give the wife's bush a brazillian with your chainsaw.

cantabman1, May 6, 8:35pm
LOL. I like it!

smallwoods, May 6, 10:28pm
I'm threatening ti rip it out with my digger.

bill1451, May 7, 4:37am
suggest wife goes to the supermarket and buys those pink girly razors and trims offending "bush" refrain from horizontal funtimes as stubble can be like 60 grit sandpaper on your man tackle.

gph1961, May 7, 6:51am
time to lick that bush into shape

pipilongstockng, Nov 7, 8:47am
. time not to get the pricker with the wifes bush, I think you might be trying to deflect something - smallwood?